ASMR Ear Cleaning



ASMRSurge

I have a friend who always has his head in the clouds. Few days ago he visited me and to my surprise both of his ears were all bandaged up.

I asked him: ” Hey man, what happened to your ears” ?

He looked down and said: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and tssssshhh! I accidentally answered the iron.”

I grimaced and answered: “Well, that explains one ear, but about the other one?”

He looked me straight in the eye and said: “Well, I had to call the doctor!”

His earlobes are completely messed up, so he wants to borrow my silicone ears as a model for a plastic surgeon who will try to rebuilt his ears.

The silicone ears have to be sterile, so we need to clean them very carefully as soon as possible! Let’s do it.

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45 Responses

  1. ASMRSurge says:

    I have a friend who always has his head in the clouds. Few days ago he visited me and to my surprise both of his ears were all bandaged up.

    I asked him: '' Hey man, what happened to your ears'' ?

    He looked down and said: "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and tssssshhh! I accidentally answered the iron."

    I grimaced and answered: "Well, that explains one ear, but about the other one?"

    He looked me straight in the eye and said: "Well, I had to call the doctor!"

    His earlobes are completely messed up, so he wants to borrow my silicone ears as a model for a plastic surgeon who will try to rebuilt his ears.

    The silicone ears have to be sterile, so we need to clean them very carefully as soon as possible! Let's do it.

    Audio: https://asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/releases

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964

  2. deo says:

    мне очень не комфортно.

  3. Why are this dudes hands so red, probably just got done with a bag of flaming hot Cheetos

  4. Anna Tetro says:

    This was only studied since 2007 while kids have been doing this the whole time in class, watching people draw, having hair played with. I learned all my jobs sounded like this with good music on top of it. High ecstasy jobs. I was lucky. I bug anyone who can draw, since a child so early 80s, omg you have to draw for me, with sound obviously because it is focus like zazen and it brings immortal spirit infinite mind of light or Holy Spirit which is filled with silent worship and sensuous divine love and we are still. Then we absorb in it, object, worship, worshiper and it's like being done to us. It's cool. Romanian, Polish and English. Unique. Very enjoyable here. Thank you.

  5. Dux Wontobey says:

    No one:
    ASMRists: I ENCASED MY EXPENSIVE 3DIO AUDIO SETUP IN CONCRETE AND MOLTEN STEEL

  6. Oh anakin would HATE this.

    I'm sorry I'll go now

  7. I thought you were suppose to be cleaning my ear, not making it worse than it already is. 😂😂😁

  8. Océane F. says:

    ears are very dirty.

  9. CLEANSE MY EARS WITH STRAWBERRY

  10. Кто русский лайк

  11. Do it more slowly and tenderly

  12. ye ye says:

    screams in Anakin

  13. Было бы гораздо приятнее если бы это были женские руки

  14. 몽글 says:

    Good night..😴

  15. 찹쌀떡 says:

    I was shocked that it wasn't a strawberry.

  16. lily says:

    nobody:
    asmrists: "here girl lemmie clean those ears they stANKY "

  17. 葎無 says:

    サムネイチゴに見えた…( ´•ω•`)

  18. SR rocha says:

    son in 8d wesome !

  19. pibb extraxd says:

    You know it about to get serious when he pull out the box

  20. Kuro TV says:

    am i the only one who hears this in both sides?? are my headphones broken?

  21. 유아UA says:

    유튜브 알고리즘 요즘 일 잘하누

  22. Joseph Li says:

    I thought the thumbnail was a strawberry for 2 years because every time I just fell into sleep in 5 minutes and never saw it…

  23. Ok low-key thought that was a nose and a strawberry

  24. Alysia Kang says:

    Roll away the pain commerical scared the crap out of me

  25. Noah says:

    4:42 my man might as well have called it ear excavation

  26. Building in minecraft sound like:
    3:27

  27. i.N.E.S says:

    Is the face mask that you used on the ears polish?😎❤️

  28. Holy Geeses says:

    I thought this is "ear cleaning"

  29. Русич пипл, вы тут?

  30. Zizi Poilu says:

    Pack in the mail it’s gone no one man is gone and now I can’t smoke alarm ears tape why yeah yeah I love blah gaga why was she won a box on the cushion have a been a fan of who I am about to blow I am done at one and take my Friday as well handsome you know that I’m gonna see me going up now this anymore so go to Dick does the way to Rivanna I got to look at a little game that I get to the docs on the blanket that I got black kind of way what you want how about a ghost and have a been a fan I know I’m bout to blow mine done they try to take my boy to be at ransom now that I’m gone is me blowing up nicely last time I got to twin glass and to the dance and two twin optimal bad as it was twins thoughts wanna make the gang are i’m in it to win it I had to train a change to the desert I’m gonna do when I’m gonna be the best yes sir started from the bottom that no one yesterday and being on the big Bruce Banner timing chain links for your layers of sexual pansexual turkeys. I got a lot to show you trying to pull up to my place but they don’t want me last year so I just got up on my face it all up in my inbox I know you want to taste nothing with my damn phone replaced

  31. Bla bla says:

    Roses r red
    Violets r blue
    There’s a sweet tingle
    At 15:42

  32. I'm hearing these because it feels so nice

  33. JustSamantha says:

    It's so nice hearing one of these ear cleaning ASMR without the weird and creepy whispering. Definitely my favorite ASMR channel.

  34. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  35. me:hey doc can you clean my ears
    doctor:

    okay sure *takes out knife and starts cutting my ear off
    me: owww stop its hurting
    doctor: *keeps going

  36. I dont no if it just me but I used to not no that left mic was for the left head phone and right was for right so I thought they where broken 🤣🤣🤣

  37. RoksiYT says:

    Ma dłonie jakby umierał

  38. NFL Memes says:

    Title:Asmr Ear cleaning

    Him: paints my ears

  39. John Nèk says:

    ASMRsurge: put sand on my ear*

    People in sahara: wait,where all da sand gone?!?!