Measuring Your Facial Features … for Science! | ASMR



Ephemeral Rift

A scientist measures the various parts of your face from your eyes to your teeth.

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What is ASMR?

ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It’s just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It’s like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.

ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as “tingles”. However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos. I experienced ASMR throughout my life, but no longer do.

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35 Responses

  1. Well this is gonna be a while, because arctic is a fucking dragon with a blunt head

  2. D o L o t says:

    Plot twist he was measuring his own features with a mirror this whole time

  3. Getting some specific German wibes here, the old days I mean…

    It is a dark joke, no offense.

  4. Caruncle has terminal lumbago

  5. Ambulance says:

    Im not a jew i swar

  6. 38:07 wow I got big ass lips

  7. I would like to know what this guy looks like🤔

  8. Adam Jensen says:

    This reminds me of a meme where cartoon characters tell you you have a nice male sexual organ, only it's about your face

  9. Saber 22 says:

    You need a video explaining this damn timeline of yours, as far as I can stay awake to notice, certain videos events take place after earlier events, such as us being Corvus' favourite patient and other things from Arkum Sanitarium doctors like Margaret and Chuthulu. Ephemeral Domini or Ephemeral Century and anything that doesn't fit could be an alternate timeline accessible by time space distortions, rifts works great for that. Why do I feel this is a thing already?

  10. Ken Renzo says:

    32:15 "Unfortunately, the New World Order banned money"
    👁️👄👁️

  11. Havic says:

    32:15 . Sir could you come with me, I need to ask you some questions. No, your patient will be fine they will be getting a new doctor. Thank you for complying with the NWO inquisition.

  12. drinking game: take a shot every time he compliments you.

  13. OhSoNerdy says:

    My caruncles are on fleek

  14. why do I smell chloroform?

  15. K0NY718 says:

    Seems like comments on asmr videos are just stupid jokes now. Everyone thinks they’re funny. Let me try something different, thanks ER the vid was very relaxing, have a good day.

  16. Rayyan Khan says:

    At least there are no ads

  17. Seb Bagley says:

    Totally unrelated, but who else loves getting that advert of a woman screaming monkey noises in your ear?

  18. supreme dudu says:

    I just dropped my phone while watching this and I think my parents heard it and now I'm scared

  19. Zelia Car says:

    My favorite part of this is my mom's side of family are The Cars
    So I do have great caruncles, car-uncles, I love them both!

  20. Anonymous says:

    Is he trying to tell if we're a vampire of some weird thing like that?

  21. James Love says:

    So we're just not gonna talk about the unholy darkness behind him, gotcha.

  22. Pertac says:

    Senpai has noticed your caruncles!

  23. Racial biologist in the 30's be like

  24. Total Kong says:

    God damn I knew my caruncles weren’t even. It really does get me down about the half millimetre difference. I just can’t walk past a mirror without noticing :’(

  25. Jackie M says:

    ER is one of my faves. He’s so different and soothing. Him and Latte <3

  26. woohoo2491 says:

    i googled what is a caruncle since its all over the comments, i didnt like half of what i saw and you wont too

  27. Ngl when he started complimenting me it made me
    🥺
    👉👈
    So sweet

  28. Your caruncles were filled with determination

  29. Taylor Ford says:

    Am I the only one who found it hard to keep my eyes open this whole time cause he was making me so sleepy???? What if this was also the way you got tested for COVID-19

  30. Could you actually do this to me????

  31. Heputes says:

    If you created a face with the measures In this video what woud it look like?

  32. King-Meer says:

    Foot fetish: nah

    Caruncle fetish: yes